Car conversations.

"Sucks, Mommy!"

"What, Nemesia? What about your socks?"

"No, Mommy, sucks!"

"Um... what sucks, Nemesia?"

"Traffic."

Morning time!

"Good morning, Nemesia!" said Mommy.
"Good morning Mommy!" replied Nemesia, "Ooh, Nemesia stinky. New diaper, please!"

Mommy considered this exclaimation before continuing with the morning routine.

LATER...

"Oh no! Foot is dirty! Laundry, please!" Nemesia noticed, concerned.
"Okay, Nemesia," Mommy answered.
"Sophie laundry, too!"
"Okay..."
"Sophie's getting older..."

Ah, the conversations of a two-year-old!