I'd like to thank the Academy...

Oh my goodness, I cannot believe that I won! *shrieks* I'd like to thank my mom and dad for always supporting me (quite literally)! and Nanuk, my little big sister who is a welcome companion every day that Mommy makes the bed - you're great!, and Opa and Lola for helping me to develop my dancing and verbal skills, and Grandad and Grandma for all their love and encouragement - I miss you! and Auntie Kelsey and Auntie Laina, and Uncle John (who, by the way, provided me with my early exposure to video cameras) and Uncle Ed (who is aspiring to stand here one day as well for his fantastic work in films - please, hire him for your next movie)! Auntie Megan for caring for me when Mommy and Daddy go out, Archibald for my voice lessons and my first accompanist, Teresa the Turkey, Tom the Turtle, Frida the Firefly and Mr. Bun Bun - I love you guys! (40 seconds have passed; the orchestra starts playing) Martha the hippo, and Spike the Rhino my personal trainer, and Coco, and Chanel for my dress, and .... (54.5 seconds later, the orchestra plays a little louder) oh, and Noor for her kisses and Ni for his purrings and the time he let me grab his tail in order to feel his fur, and how could I forget Mimi - Auntie Kelsey's virtual hampster! and Ashley and Brooke for the conversations we had and the smiles, and Twin A and Twin B - I will always remember you both! and ... (43 seconds later the orchestra is deafening, but Nemmie is even louder) and my hairstylist, and all of those Target employees, and (Jon Stewart comes onstage)

Jon Stewart: Excuse me, Nemesia, but you've taken far too long. I may have to hit you over the head with a violin.
Nemesia: Um, that's okay. Anyway, I only have a few more to name...
Jon Stewart: No.
Nemesia: But--
Jon Stewart: Oh, wow, would you look at that, I think I see Maddox Jolie-Pitt sitting next to your seat!
Nemesia: *gasp* No way! Kay, well, thanks everyone! I really like my shiny new trophy! *sing song voice* Hiiii Maddox.... *tee hee!*